so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
Last meals of criminals.
I’ve reblogged this before but its still so damn interesting everytime
This oddly fascinates me.
168 counts of murder. Wow, nice pick of a meal though.
this was rad
this bit was so freaky
my mum has me babysitting her friend’s dog, a (shaved) pomeranian.
when i pet her, she asks for more if i stop.
A GOOD DOG VIDEO
I think you guys are gonna need to get your tickets for SOUTHAMPTON fast.
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
Toy photographer Avanaut
i just need one piece of good fucking news before i lose my shit.